$255,000

BACK ON THE MARKET! This here... is what we call 'if a mullet was a house'... it's business in the front and a party in the back! WOOOOOOO! COUGH COUGH... did you see those property taxes? COUGH COUGH.... tell your lender to run your prequal with that number... you're welcome. This 3-bedroom, 1-bath single-detached home was recently refreshed and is ready for you to host amazing parties, create lasting memories, and build wealth, because at this price point (with those taxes), you should be paying a mortgage instead of rent. Look, we all want a private villa somewhere next to Clooney, but it ain't happening today. We all start somewhere, and this is a fantastic opportunity, as it epitomizes Americana. You're backed up to baseball fields, and it's a short walk to the ice cream parlor - this is Main Street America. Your somewhere should be 221 Oak because it just makes sense. Pick up the phone and book your private tour today. Your older self will thank your younger self one day for making the investment in buying an asset, not a liability. It is in a well-regarded school district and township close to major roadways and shopping... bruh this is a no-brainer. The owner is a licensed real estate agent. I'll see you at the closing table. Also, since 7/2025, a new roof was installed, knob and tube was removed from the home, and the house underwent structural work. SO this is basically awesome for you as a buyer!!!! Seize the opportunity!