$1,987

Good Day!

I'm Alex. Are you here on this Great List of Craig looking for a new apartment? Tired of spending hours scrolling through annoying ads, talking to shady agents, and unresponsive. Don't you wish you could have some super cool person take care of all that

annoying research for you? Well spoiler alert, this is when I talk about how cool and useful I am at solving this exact problem. Plus, I'm free to work with.

It's time to downsize your life. You and I know it's about time. Yeah, the 20 acre mega mansion with the champagne filled grotto, helicopter pad, underground secret laboratory, crocodile moat, 15 ft slides, and 20 car garage was nice for a while, but it's not as exciting as it used to be. Plus it was kind of a pain to manage. Instead you've decided to take up a quiet and simpler life. You'll do just fine with the infinity pool, downstairs fine-dining-room-service hotel restaurant, and fancy downtown views. Some may see it as a downgrade, but not you.

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Amenities

Clubhouse

Underground Parking Garage

Coffee Bar

Fitness Center

Laundrymat