$2,332

Tired of looking for a new apartment on your own?

Yes, chances are you're tired of spending hours clicking through boring apartment listings, rummaging through outdated listings on The List That Craig Built. Reaching out to people who claim to have more important

things to do. Cursing the almighty deities "Why is finding a new apartment so hard?!" Listen, we get it. It doesn't have to be like that. That's why we're here. Taco Street Locating. We're in the business of finding people like you apartments. We're also super free to work with.

It's been a rough year. The stock price of the multi-billion dollar company you founded has plummeted. The baseball team that you own lost the World Series (but it's ok, the other baseball team you own won the World Series, so it's not that bad). The electric yacht-spaceship you're having Elon Musk build for you just got delayed another few months. And worse, missed winning that world fitness competition by less than 3 seconds.

Ugh. Your anguish can be felt by millions. Anyways, you've decided you would live a more humble life this year in order to appreciate things. Instead of your vast mansion with slides and playboy-mansion style grottos and helicopter pads, you're downsizing to this fantastic Houston apartment complex. Yes, it's a bit smaller than your 21 bedroom castle, but it's still pretty swanky.

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Apartment Amenities

Studio, 1-, and 2-bedroom apartments 

Loft penthouses available

10-foot ceilings 

Wood plank style or concrete flooring 

Stainless appliances 

In-home front-loading washer & dryer 

USB ports 

City views 

Walk-in closets

Separate dining area

Soaking tubs

Pantries

Private balconies

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Community Amenities

Online Payments Available    

Close to downtown, The Galleria, Buffalo Bayou Hike and Bike Trail and the expansive Memorial Park 

Club-Quality fitness studio featuring Peloton bikes, Woodway Treadmills and Virtual Trainers 

Resort-style outdoor swimming pool  

Rooftop sky lounge overlooking downtown  

Open air lounge with pool table, ping pong, shuffleboard and more 

Arcade room featuring all of your classic favorites 

Modera bikes  

Pet spa 

Cyber cafe 

Self-serve package pickup lockers with refrigerated option for perishable packages 

Controlled access bike storage with repair stand and tools 

Conference Room 

Controlled access garage parking 

Outdoor BBQ area 

Reserved parking 

Bicycle storage