$1,870

Hello there handsome internet denizen. Are you looking for a new apartment?

We're Taco Street Locating. We're an unruly mob of taco obsessed apartment locators. Unlike most unruly mobs who cause chaos and destruction, we're far more beneficial to society. We endlessly

scour the internets for the best apartment deals, take care of all your research, and make all the annoying parts go away. If we succeed, we're then allowed to plunder our metaphorical treasure chest of corn-and-or-flour wrapped booty. Oh, we're free to work with too.

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It's been a rough year. The stock price of the multi-billion dollar company you founded has plummeted. The baseball team that you own lost the World Series (but it's ok, the other baseball team you own won the World Series, so it's not that bad). The electric yacht-spaceship you're having Elon Musk build for you just got delayed another few months. And worse, missed winning that world fitness competition by less than 3 seconds.

Ugh. Your anguish can be felt by millions. Anyways, you've decided you would live a more humble life this year in order to appreciate things. Instead of your vast mansion with slides and playboy-mansion style grottos and helicopter pads, you're downsizing to this fantastic Houston apartment complex. Yes, it's a bit smaller than your 21 bedroom castle, but it's still pretty swanky.

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Community Amenities

Salt Water Swimming Pool

Fitness Center with Cardio Theater, Resistance and Free Weights

Resident Retreat with Media and Gaming

Cyber Business Cafe

Gated Community

On-Site Maintenance

Bark Park

Outdoor Grilling Areas

Business Center offering Computers

Club House with Kitchen and Wi-Fi

Online Rent Payments