950 /Month

Kingsland KornerAge: Doesn’t matter when you’re built from brick.Status: It’s complicated.One of my tenants went and fell in love (rude) and moved in with her boyfriend.I’m happy for her……mostly.So now I’m looking for one awesome female roommate.And by “awesome,” I mean emotionally stable, employed, reasonably tidy, self-sufficient and not currently starring in a true crime documentary.About MeI’m a two-storey corner unit, nobody lives above you, and I have so many windows that if you identify as a vampire, this relationship probably isn’t going to work.Fun fact: Sunshine boosts serotonin, vitamin D and your mood. So technically, I’m just looking out for your mental health.I’ve recently had a little work done. Fresh paint, some new décor and a bit of a glow-up. Nothing crazy… just enough to make me feel young and modern. I’m close to everything. Chinook Mall, the C-Train, groceries, restaurants and downtown are all just minutes away. I’m the place to be!Current RelationshipMeet Daria. She’s in her mid-20s, originally from Ukraine, and somehow manages to be cool like Wednesday Addams and sweet like Barbie at the same time.Quiet, respectful, funny in the most unexpected way and refreshingly drama-free.Basically, she’s the roommate everyone hopes they get. Can you say Unicorn. ?No squatters here!Also Living HereNessie… ?‍⬛Occupation: Sweet Little Baby Boo-Boo.She’s tiny, adorable, contributes absolutely nothing financially and occasionally allows you the privilege of petting her. Her cuteness is included in the rent.Green Flags ✅☀️ Sunshine☕ Morning coffee✨ Clean kitchens? Paying rent on time?Changing the toilet paper roll because you’re an adult.Immediate Swipe Left ?Leaving dishes “to soak” for four business days.Thinking the dishwasher is decorative.Creating mystery smells.Being louder than the television.Not liking cats.(This one’s non-negotiable.)What I Bring to the Relationship✔️ $950/month✔️ Heat, water & electricity included✔️ Internet split with Daria✔️ Bright furnished bedroom✔️ Fully furnished common areas✔️ In-suite laundry✔️ Quiet building✔️ More windows than should probably be legal.Interested?Tell me a little about yourself.What do you do?What does a typical week look like?And most importantly…Start your message with “Pineapple.” ?That way I’ll know you actually read this instead of just falling in love with my windows. Thanks everyone.