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Well hello! I'm Alex. I'm your new best apartment finding genie in a bottle friend. When I'm not being super helpful finding people's apartments,  I spend my days reading fancy poetry, drinking 80 year old scotches, and developing a new martial art I call taco jitsu (the ancient art of eating tacos). Oh, and I'm free to work with. That's pretty cool.

It's time to downsize your life. You and I know it's about time. Yeah, the 20 acre mega mansion with the champagne filled grotto, helicopter pad, underground secret laboratory, crocodile moat, 15 ft slides, and 20 car garage was nice for a while, but it's not as exciting as it used to be. Plus it was kind of a pain to manage. Instead you've decided to take up a quiet and simpler life. You'll do just fine with the infinity pool, downstairs fine-dining-room-service hotel restaurant, and fancy downtown views. Some may see it as a downgrade, but not you.

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Apartment Amenities

In Unit Washer & Dryer

Air Conditioning

Tub/Shower

Stainless Steel Appliances

Island Kitchen

Kitchen

Microwave

Refrigerator

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Community Amenities

Package Service

Controlled Access

Concierge

24 Hour Availability

Guest Apartment

Pet Washing Station

Car Charging Station

Lounge

Fitness Center

Pool

Bike Storage