2 bedroom apartment for rent

Overview

Working with us. 

 

We're Taco Street Locating. We're a lovely bunch of taco-enthused apartment locators. We've made an unholy pact with The Great Taco Devil in which we've agreed to provide the best possible apartment locating service in exchange for unlimited tacos with toppings of our choosing. We're sure this bargain will have some dramatic consequences in the future, but right now it's awesome. Anyways, let us know what you're looking for in a new apartment and we'll take care of the rest. Plus, we're free to work with (that was part of our Great Taco Bargain).

 

They say the first million is the hardest. Well, whoever they are don't know you. Your unprecedented string of success in your new fancy techy crypto paleo lemonade stand startup has shocked people the world over. News outlets (both fake and real) can't stop talking about you. Harvard now teaches students how to be like you. Famous billionaire investors have resorted to sending you sad winky-faced text messages in hopes of getting your attention. 

Super-models have begun to teach themselves 19 century Japanese poetry in the hopes of getting a date with you (because you're really into that for whatever reason). Anyways, you're all cool and fancy now. And like everybody else, you need a place to sleep. So you've chosen this luxury Downtown Houston apartment in order to call home. Because obviously right? 

 

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Apartment Amenities

 

Solid Red Oak Hardwood Flooring

Granite Countertops

Steel Frame Building

Stainless Steel GE Appliances With Gas Range Stoves

Carved, Low Pile Designer Carpet

Oversized Frameless Walk-In Showers

Large Garden Style Bathtubs

Designer Faucets And Lighting

Solar Roller Shades

Full Sized Washers And Dryers

Kitchen Islands With Built In Wine Chillers

Beautiful Quartz & Granite Countertops

Enormous Walk-In Closets

Room For King Sized Beds In Every Bedroom

Undermount Vanity Sinks

Granite Countertops

6 Inches Of Concrete Flooring Insulation Between Floors

 

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Community Amenities

 

2 On-Site Restaurants, Osso & Kristalla

Outdoor Kitchens And Grilling Stations

Resident Business Center

Resident Club Room

State-Of-The-Art Fitness Center

Morning Room With Coffee Bar

Sports Lounge With Balconies Overlooking Minute Maid Park

Resort Style Pool & Heated Lap Pool

Complimentary High-Speed Wi-Fi Poolside

Executive Conference Room

Multiple Work Stations With PC's And MAC's

Yoga Area To Combat The Daily Grind

Private Luxury Suite Offered To Guests Of Residents

Located Directly Across From Minute Maid Park

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