Are you in the apartment hunt?
I'm Alex. I'm the professional equivalent of a genie in a bottle..for apartments. A free genie. (A freenie?) I don't know. Anyways, I find people apartments for a living. It's pretty great. And you don't have to pay me anything. I have an entire process dedicated to making your apartment search as easy as possible.
Oh no! You've just been bitten by a spider! But not any old omg burn down the house it's a spider kind of spider. This is more like that super power infusing kind spider that came out of some secret lab of some presumably evil corporation. But unlike that other superhero who can spin webs or punch really hard or other spider person like things, you've been granted the special power of finding the coolest apartment to live in! Imbued with a greater sense of confidence, you find yourself perusing the great and wonderful list that Craig made. And you've come upon the perfect apartment. This one, obviously!
Community Amenities
Conference room with digital presentation capabilities
Theatre room with two 42 inch LED TVs, one 60 inch LED TV, surround sound and Blu-Ray(TM)
Car2Go parking available
Fully-equipped business center
Complimentary multi-level parking garage with controlled access
Spacious courtyard with grilling stations
Yoga and spin room
Dynamic social spaces
State-of-the-art fitness center
Gorgeously landscaped resort-style pool
Outdoor living and dining area with custom wet bar and demonstration kitchen
Enclosed bicycle parking with controlled access